Conservatives have terrible, horrible, despicable opinions. Even more so than liberals. Like, obviously it pisses me off that the state steals my money, but it pisses me off even more that the state then uses my money to murder people. On the scale of moral outrage, getting a massive boner for war is more appalling than getting a massive boner for wealth redistribution.
But despite all that, at the end of the day, given the choice between hanging out with a conservative or a liberal, 9 times out of 10 I’d still take the conservative. Putting aside their war/police boners, conservatives are much nicer as people. Liberals definitely have a monopoly on being disagreeable and generally unpleasant to be around.
A conservative friend will make you suicidal by expressing his opinions, but a liberal friend will make you suicidal by merely existing.